Thoughts on the Adult Film Industry

This isn't going to be some scathing Christian right wing review of the den of sin and inequity that is this country's adult film industry. Rather, it's just a few thoughts I've collected about said industry, ridiculous as they may be. Two major points to bring up here, one a movie idea and the other a "reality" site idea.

Two movies I recently saw, although there is no cause and effect involved in this, brought about this line of thinking. Orgazmo and Boogie Nights. If you've seen them or not, I don't care, I'll not make any endorsement of them here. One thing runs through both of them, while you may be saying "Other than dealing with porn, what could these movies possibly have in common?" In both films, there is a hybrid action/porn series in development, in Boogie Nights it's the Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell series, and in Orgazmo, it's, well, Orgazmo. I bring this up to bring this up: Larry Flynt and others have made a mint off of movies that are parodies of bigger Hollywood movies. For instance, prior to the summer blockbuster The Da Vinci Code, Flynt released The Da Vinci Load, built around the premise that Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa with his own sperm. Similarly there have been other pariodical movies such as 2001: A Big Bust Odyssey, Space Nuts, Charlie's Little Devils and Pirates, although the argument could be made that Pirates was a story in its own right, but it still plays off of the popularity of The Pirates of the Caribbean.

The point here being this: why not take the next step and do an action/porn/parody? Hollywood has even set the ball right up on the tee with the Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, and whatever comes after that. The logical choice? Say it with me now. Porn Identity. A porn star loses his memory and we go from there. Besides which, I would like to see Ron Jeremy play a villain that is not a low level mobster. Just a thought.

I said there were two ideas, and indeed there are. This sprouted through the course of a conversation with Jim, so kudos to you. Apparently, the current number one minority that parents don't want their children to marry is... I'll leave you hanging for just a second. There are a slew of pornographic websites that deal with racial phobias. Here's a formula for the title. My + (type of female relative) + is + fucking + a + (minority/racial epithet). Back to the survey. A la the Family Feud's Richard Dawson/Ray Combs/Louie Anderson/Richard Karn. Number 3: Black people. Number 2: Muslims. Number 1: Atheists. Can you imagine the content of www.mydaugtherisfuckinganatheist.com? Just as a check... No there's nothing there already. Or better yet, what if the point of the website was a guy/girl going around fucking atheists? Continual use of the line "I'll make you believe in God!" I imagine. But I could see, in between a lot of moaning and what not, talk of the work of Friedrich Nietzsche. I'm not saying there would be any revelations here because, well come on, its fake. All of it. Except the sex. That's real.