Van Partridge Family?

So Eddie Van Halen's son, whose name is Wolfgang by the way, is now the new bass player for Van Halen. They're still looking for a lead singer, although word is they've been talking with David Lee Roth, who incidentally has been working as a paramedic. Just to digress for a second, could you imagine if an ambulance picked you up after some sort of accident and the doors kick open and David Lee Roth does a jump split on to a stretcher and rides over to you? But I think the solution to Van Halen, and I mean this facetiously in every sense of the word, is to invite the entire family into the band. Then travel around the country in a brightly colored van. Then twenty years later little Wolfgang can develop both drug and alcohol problems ala Danny Bonaduce and then get a show on VH1, assuming said network still exists.