Hippo-iPod-amus

So you know all of these toys for kids like iPup or iCat or iPet or whatever the hell they're called? And do you remember the battery powered trucks and Barbie cars that only a few kids ever actually had? Not me, by the way. What if you combined the two? Hook up an iPod or mp3 player so that there are lights that go along with the music, and a fun colored hippopotamus to wheel around in. Of course the thing would be on wheels, but there would be legs that would move with them to give it a semblance of reality. And the head can move and the mouth can open and it can say ridiculous things to you in a cartoon hippo voice.

Alternatively, you could just take an existing Hummer battery powered toy truck and equip it with the aforementioned lights and mp3 player connection and it can be the kid's very own "pimped out whip."